Is everything a texture because that's what I craved. I had no nausea whatsoever so no aversions to anything and I wanted to eat everything in sight.

I think I will just stick with my membership in the Church of Fuck, Just be Nice to Each Other.

Ellen's making my patented I've just Shotgunned a Miller Lite face.

@AllThatYaz: Hah! That is exactly the first thing this made me think of as well.

@Afino: Eh, there's plenty of cows to be tipped in the greater Albany area as well.

I want Tina's dress. I love dresses with pockets.

Of the three wedding I have participated in so far(my sister's, my brother's and my own) I would say that the dresses were fine enough, unremarkable even.

So he's going to charity? Does that mean he's donating his body to science when he dies because I would love to read that fucking autopsy report.

@LaFemme: I misread that at first and I was like, "huh so she doesn't care for her first 2 kids but three might be ok? Well that;s honest"

The only guaranteed way to have a boy that I know of is to be a female in my family. I have six aunts, like 15ish cousins and only 3 of them are girls.

Denise Austin makes me jump with an imaginary rope all the time. Will this thing let me know I am burning butter and help me make my lower half my better half?

@arodriguez.romero: Damn then I missed my calling because I must have electrocuted myself at least three times as a wee'un.

@DramaClub: Wow, his animal photos are A-MA-ZING. 84 Pictures of squirrels? I am a total fan.

The baby and the meezer looking out the screen door made me gasp. I want a calender of those two.

I wish I competent at doing photo editing that's more complicated than Auto Red Eye Reduction.

Prince William can land his helicopter in my yard any time. That is all.

@little blue bug: [www.us.imdb.com]

I spent many an afternoon digging up my backyard looking for buried keys after reading this book.

How can it even be a real "gotcha" story when the fact that Latin players lie about their ages is like, the most well-known thing in baseball?

@missviolaswamp: Ooh we did the meal picking thing too. My little sister picked pancakes and spaghetti for, like, eight years straight.