Jesus, come on, man.

I’m trying hard to come to grips with “Bacchus the Librarian” and... nope, coming up empty.

The weird thing is that I don’t think those two things are related - Chiana was great, Gigi Edgley is great, but, like, everything got better, seemingly all at once.

You know. Crazing.

You’re out of your mind, John.

The first time I saw Farscape, it was on in the background in my apartment. My wife and I were having a conversation, and this scene was on.

“TraaaaaaaaaaaaansMUTE”

Yeah, because that never goes badly for the reporter.

LH: How to track every Google service and app that’s been shut down.

Kind of like Bond: there were a bunch of soft reboots from 1968 on, but until Die Another Day in 2002 they were still trying to pretend that all the movies were set in the same continuity, even though Moneypenny and Q were visibly aged by the end and Bond was still under 50. (I like to call this naive continuity.)

“And he reaches in and says, ‘It’s ice cold,’” Simpson told the Journal-Star.

As god is my witness I shall not rest until Coulson delivers that monologue to Steve Rogers. Or really any Avenger / Inhuman / Guardian / Agent of SHIELD.

If it’s just Internet and Location, and they really need it, this might be a good place for Bouncer.

IF YOU WILL IT IT IS NO DREAM

I hate to #notAllBuffyFans you, but some of us boring straights are old school fans too!

Except in the end, he’s really just a bitchy old man who dresses like some crossbreed of Daphne Guinness and Miss Haversham, and I swear, my cat has better taste.

Yeah, this rings true.

I know that this probably works fine, but I couldn’t help but think of this:

I have to laugh - did you watch that clip through to the end?

MAN WHAT DID I JUST SAY