NO. No, definitely not. Why what a silly idea that would be, ha ha, nervous laughter. Ha.

I CERTAINLY WAN’T HIDING A BODY IF THAT’S WHAT YOU’RE IMPLYING GOOD DAY SIR

I did that literally yesterday, only it was the pull chain for a light switch in my friend’s utility closet.

“Lunar Anxiety” sounds like an album by Animal Collective.

Also, because apparently I stan Harper now, here he is, rapping against Lin-Manuel Miranda.

In addition to High Maintenance, I think it’s worth noting that some of his work on The Electric Company could easily be viewed as a kid’s version of Chidi.

I really wanted to like it, is the weird thing. But I just couldn’t get into it at all after the big time jump.

Yeah, generally written without a space.

Yeah, I don’t disagree. I think that in different hands, it could have been a really great multi-book series, but as a single volume it felt like the narrative was just kinda... I dunno.

Soon...

I stared at the artwork for this story for a good ten seconds wondering, “Why is that guy holding a bottle of barbecue sauce?”

“Also, fuck Applebee’s” is going to be the coda to every last thing I write from now on.

• Todoist: Here’s where I put actual to-dos, but eventually abandon them and use the Reminders app instead.

I saw a comment, i believe it was on twitter if memory is serving me correctly, about the movie Glass. The individual pointed out that Unbreakable in a lot of ways predicted the rise of toxic fandom with the character of Elijah.

Never too late.

Your body doesn’t hang on to fat for a rainy day. It’s burning fat all the time, including right now while you’re reading this on the toilet and not exercising at all.

Teach the controversy!

Trust me, I envy your good judgement.

(me, looking at the image)