I mean, yeah, but when they recast everyone they also framed the whole thing inside a time travel plot.

Yeah, I was conflating class and wealth, which is sort of a classically American thing to do, oops.

Would have been a bummer without Anton Yelchin anyway. :(

A lot of folks have pointed out the various bonkers circumstances where an average schmuck might be expected to produce his credit score in the US, but I also wanna add that US has some extremely real hangups about class, wealth, consumption, and morality (thank you, Calvinists!). I’ve seen ads that start by…

Things just got spicy for Dave Bautista. He’s reteaming with his Blade Runner 2049 director Denis Villeneuve for the upcoming remake of Dune...

I kinda want this thing and I am embarrassed about that.

Come to think of it, Salacious Crumb would be a great name for a cat.

Uh huh.

Has anyone assembled a list of media inspired by the legend of Sun Wukong? Off the top of my head:

I went through a brief phase where I was screeching “PllllleeeeeeAAAAAAASE? Make PEEEEEEEEACE?” at my wife whenever I did something mildly annoying.

Very brief, because otherwise I would not be alive to make this report.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus can stand in the middle of 5th avenue and shove someone and I would still vote for her. She can do no wrong.

It is pretty hilarious - trying to line up “he’s only racist when he’s honestly, genuinely furious” with “and of course you can see why he’d be so upset after losing at Fortnite” or whatever that pasty motherfucker is doing.

Aw, man. Best wishes for a speedy recovery. I’m sure you’ll be styling those sweet dance moves real soon.

Now laughing at the phrase “dick hands” inappropriately in my office.

What is far, far worse is the time I was in the stall next to him before he brushed, and he had his TOOTHBRUSH on the FLOOR! I’m far from a germaphobe, but that was still the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen.

You call yourself naive, but you were also smart enough to not actually show up there, so I think you’re not giving yourself enough credit.

...okay, I’m going to admit, I do not remember that episode.

Thank you for your service!

Not gonna lie, I would buy this.