Because it makes it seem kinda forced, I guess. Honestly I thought it was a silly plot twist to have him there at all, but if people don’t recognize him, they don’t recognize him - it’s seems silly to me to have him wave a lightsaber around just so that some of the audience would go, “Oh right! He’s that guy. Who got…

That.... ugh. That’s just sad.

Yeah, I hear you.

If you have ever looked at an apple and thought, “Wow, better not eat the seeds, that shit might kill me” then I worry about your ability to appropriately identify genuine sources of risk.

There’s No Such Thing As Safe Poison Consumption, Huge Amount of Common Sense Finds

On top of that, it really isn’t that funny.

That’s how I felt about revenants. I managed to do okay with the Dark Elves eventually, but the revenants always F me up.

The power of voodoo!

I am not ashamed to admit that my introduction to non-terrible beer was this: I was watching an episode of Inspector Morse, and Morse ordered a pint of bitter. A couple of years later, as an awkward boy of 16, I managed to find myself on a school trip to England where I made it a point to order a pint of bitter. I…

I was all set for it to be Modern Problems.

It’s like he wants to say that it’s someone else’s word against the president’s, except he can’t because everybody knows that the president is a sleazy liar.

God dammit now I’m tearing up in my office. 

Kids vary wildly that way.  When my daughter was... I dunno, eight or so, she saw Coraline and thought it was fantastic. We showed it to her friend and it nearly gave her PTSD.

If I hadn’t already watched it, this GIF alone would have been enough to make me go watch GLOW. :D

I only saw Fight Club the one time and didn’t remember this bit. Awesome.

I am just impressed that not only does this most serendipitous gif exist, but that you knew to go look for it. Good on you, sir.

I regret I have but one star to give.

Oh Jebus. Yet another 80s pop song as tortured ballad.

Really?

Yeah, I saw this the other day and my brain just about exploded. According to douchebag extraordinaire Trey Gowdy: