*looks sheepish*

TFW when you’re writing an article about how to handle it when some unqualified schmuck tells you how to do your job, and...

I know it’s overused, but I read this article and literally thought that this was the advice being offered:

BUT, “lambskin” condoms ARE porous, and the teeeeeny holes are smaller than sperm but larger than HIV (so in theory HIV can pass through but sperm can’t). BUT... the condoms are made of many layers of tissue, and the pores in the layers aren’t lined up - so to get through a lambskin condom the HIV cells would have to…

It kinda is. Fast-forward to 4:15 in the video.

I sorta hated Gordon Ramsay until I stumbled on this video and thought, “Hey - this is a guy who can literally fuck up toast and is okay with that being out there in the world.”

Now I sorta want to meet him.

Yes, pumpkin spice shows up earlier each year. We live in a global market, where the riches of every climate are available to all others, most of all that poster child of international trade, the spice. Nutmeg, cinnamon, ginger, allspice, and cloves are available in any supermarket at any time of year. To deny…

David Lynch would like to have some words with you.

The missus and I each divert a little bit of our respective paychecks into “mad money” accounts. Basically we can use that money for whatever we want, with the catch being that we also have to pay for meals out with that money. (And, to a degree, new clothes as well.) . Necessities, like car insurance and groceries…

WHEN WILL THIS ONE-UPSMANSHIP END?

5. Stock up on . As the #1 longest-lasting AA battery, you won’t have to worry about your gear dying mid-stream. 

Define “proven”.

I got you covered.

Holy shit that is uncanny.

Right there with you.

Yes indeed!

...I mean, as terrible as he is, does anyone seriously doubt that he’d be an improvement?

I think this will be remembered as the pivot moment where Don Lemon finally became presidential.

This whole exchange has been a joy, but I need to tell you that once you wrote this:

My allergies have a tendency to get pretty bad at times. We got one of those Rabbit Air filters for our bedroom, which helps, but discovered that as a bonus it makes a great white noise generator when cranked all the way up. That’s helped me sleep through the night a lot.