If you’re saying you think he was HIV positive, can you maybe make your subtext into plain old text?

I wear a 28 inseam or thereabouts, depending on the maker. There are a few places that will do custom inseam lengths online - Land’s End comes to mind, although unfortunately they’re pretty much the Daddest of Dad clothes.

What’s frustrating for me is that I have the legs of someone who is properly around 5'4", and the…

This is going to be a blast stoned.

Yeah, a bit.

Yeah, a bit.

Good lord. I don’t like Smashmouth either, but that’s kind of adorable.

...you oughtta know by noooooow....

Holy crap, 88 unforced errors?

Nope! I have one on AT&T’s network running Marshmallow, and I got it as a regular old OTA update.

Nope! I have one on AT&T’s network running Marshmallow, and I got it as a regular old OTA update.

Actions may speak a little louder than words here.

Fair disclosure: I’m not white. I’m Jewish. And according to the incoming administration and its supporters, us Jews aren’t white.

I buy a baked potato a drink at the bar, give it my phone number, but never reply when it calls or texts!

It’s kinda beyond me too. The last time I remember it happening, I was playing Lucio. We’d just gotten beaten badly on a push in Night Market, and a teammate pipes up with, “Man, you guys are trash.”

I’d say that on balance, I prefer to have team chat on rather than off. When people get too cranky I just mute them

...or edgier than thou shitheels who trash-talk their teammates during QP.

Why?

*I didn’t know alcoholic root beer was a thing until last Tuesday. So. Damned. Good. OMG.

A couple of quick notes -

I cannot be the only person who watched some of these suggested behaviors and thought, “Oh my god this person is creepy.”

I’m with you on the Brad Pitt part. I just didn’t get anything about that performance.

I first used CyanogenMod when it came bundled on my OnePlus One. I was genuinely shocked at how much I liked it. In retrospect, I don’t think I’ve ever had as good an experience with a phone OS, including on the Moto X Pure edition I’m currently carrying.