Okay, honest question: what is meant by “reducing e-waste” in this instance? I usually think of e-waste as being “electronics that have reached the end of their useful life and must be trashed / recycled / reclaimed”, but I’m not seeing how that applies to this office. Especially with dozens of purely decorative…

That’s a great question. Without being too much of a psychology or music nerd, I think I’d have to say it’s because we don’t just enjoy music for itself - we enjoy it because songs are cultural artifacts that carry associations with them.

No, it would have looked like a Lambo if she’d driven it into a lake.

Also: hefeweizen!

Counterpoint: no.

*golf clap*

+146 homeopathy and beet juice.

Coaches don’t generate revenue on their own; you could make the exact same case for the student-athletes who actually play the game and score the points and fracture their legs.

I knew that Ariana Grande video reminded me of something.

There’s no problem there. Buh-lieve me.

I knew that theory didn’t hold any water.

It’s all about helicopter parents wanting their boys to excel at everything. “My son gets a trophy for participation!” “Okay, he didn’t get the answer right, but shouldn’t he get points for creativity?” “Tell me my son’s dick is a nice size! TELL MEEEEEEEE!”

Oh man. SSI.

PAY THE MYAN HEEZ MONEEEE.

I’ve actually found this to be pretty common - Gen X is pretty much left out of every story about inter-generational conflict. It’s like the Boomers decided that we were never going to shape up and moved on to hassling our kids.

Better? You never hear about someone getting a “Philadelphian” for sexy time.

That’s crazy! It’s so damn cold up there, you shouldn’t even have to spend as much on electricity to keep it frozen! :D

That is begging for a re-caption.

Nope! Same plant, but cacao powder is basically raw. (But you could probably use either.)