C’mon, this is an April Fool’s joke, right?

That sounds like the toxins in your brain talking. You could use a good herbal cleanse.

At 3:30, there’s a moment where the guy with the camera is following a piece of string, and all I could think was, “Man, texture tearing looks weird in this game.”

After reading this description, I keep hoping that there may be a scene like this buried somewhere in The Division... but I’m not overly optimistic.

Oh, what in the actual fuck is that about.

Ha ha ha ha *sob*

W: Okay if I ask you some questions for a story I’m working on?

Yeah. Stay out of the Depp end.

Or not.

A very, very bad idea.

Possibly.

This, I think, is really the heart of the problem. Her viewers will have to decide whether they want to continue watching in light of the change of format, but anyone who is displeased would be strongly advised to avoid harassing her over the decision. They have fifteen seconds to comply.

I can barely write this damn review because I’m so tempted to say something like “book is useful, not just for writers, worth a read.”

But yeah, the rest of your comment. I don’t know anyone named Sexual Assault Jones, for instance.

My dog, however, did confirm that if I had rubbed my homework with bacon grease, he definitely would have eaten it. That’s basically the same thing.

Huh. I always saw their relationship as being adversarial.

Macy Gray gets a joke about how she’s a Grammy winner, and all I could think was, “Wow. That was surprisingly on the nose.”

Good call. I am duly chastised.

Didn’t you ever wonder why the democrats AND republicans hate him too?