It is a little weird to me how much Dash is reminding me of Kristen Schall in this picture. Is it the hair? Is it that Schall is known for playing funny, clueless characters, and Dash is kind of a clueless joke? I don’t get it.

Yeah - I’m trying to figure out when I’ve ever seen a protest that was trying to keep the press away.

Oh sir.

I wouldn’t say that, precisely.

It is seriously wonderful. But this might be a good way to get the same effect.

I don’t have a waffle iron, but I do have a panini-press like thingy. I wonder if that would work...

It’s like a giant piece of tahdig!

Dude here. Yes. That definitely counts.

Over the years, I’ve lived with many cats, and a small number of dogs. Right now, however, I’m living with the first dog who absolutely, without question, thinks of himself as mine.

It’s beer.

OH GOD fucking chumpy.

I really wish there were a better quality recording of that somewhere, because that is my favorite ad of all time.

3.5 Remove the chicken from the bag and place in a lightly greased baking dish.

There is a whole right-wing meme about how “well-regulated” in this context actually means “functional”, and not... you know, “well-regulated.”

Yeah, for all the good it did them.

Can I ask a dumb question? I just started playing a few days ago, and my Avatar meter is at the halfway mark. But I haven’t managed to build a single set of (freshly researched) predator armor for lack of supplies, and I haven’t completed research on any advanced weaponry yet. I can’t shake the feeling that this…

SOLD.

Dying Light 2: Electric Boogareview.

Someday, that child will be a grown man. If there is any justice in the world, he will be a grown man with a pony-boy fetish and an ad on Craigslist begging someone to be his Rider of Rohan.

I actually had to hit Google to figure out what MLP stood for. Like, for a minute I thought it might mean some generic animation thing, and I thought, “Like in Legend of Korra? There was a legit sexual question near the end of that series that the show wrapped up that might have blah blah blah blah” and then I looked…

THIS CANNOT COME TO THE SURFACE SOON ENOUGH.