You fool! This is clearly the sine qua non of graffiti scenes in Monty Python films.

A zuba zuba zo zo, that’s what it sounds like you’re saying right now.

In Minnesota, what this Brotruck douchebag did is punishable by a mandatory 3 year prison sentence (please don’t ask me how I know).

I think if you’re broken in the head enough to do the first, the second isn’t even going to register. The phrase “closing the barn door after the horses have all run out” doesn’t seem to cover it.

I am just in awe of how many people are not getting the joke here. Like, I had to get three pages deep into the comments.

Thanks! I picked it to go with my SJW hat and #actuallyitsaboutethicsinpoliticalreporting tee.

My point was this:

Argh.

Hey, I’ve got good news! I just checked Steam, and at the time I write this there are ELEVEN THOUSAND, THREE HUNDRED, AND EIGHTY THREE REVIEWS OF THIS GAME, each one of which are accompanied by a thumbs-up, thumbs down. Or you could just read Steam’s characterization of those reviews, which is, in its entirety, “Very…

I can’t speak to making Sortd work with Inbox, but to switch back to the regular Gmail interface:

About twenty years ago. Thanksgiving Day. My mother realizes that we’re low on cranberry sauce and asks me to run out to the grocery store to get some. I say “sure,” pack my wife and younger brother in the car (because hey, why the hell not) and set out.

I get it, believe me - I’m a former RHCE, now software engineer. I previously worked in a mostly Linux and Solaris shop, then a mixed environment with Windows Server, Linux, and AIX, and I’m now in an almost 100% Microsoft shop. I just find it surprising when people assume that Windows isn’t used in server roles, and…

Ms. Jackson, if you’re nasty.

Just blinking a little bit at the whole “Linux, because servers don’t really run Windows” tone of the comments. Seriously, people?

I can assure you that you can view a truly awe inspiring amount of pornography on a Surface Pro without having it succumb to malware.

Philly people, lemme hear you if you remember “UNNNNCLAAAAAAIMED FREIGHT.”

If it’s any consolation, they still play that fucking ad.

First of all, fuck yeah. Hot Fuzz is in my top five for funniest movies ever made, and is the best of the Cornetto trilogy. I will drunk slap-fight anyone who argues with me on either of these points.

Also!

Lord of the pith?