In early 2012, ESPN was entirely unfazed by this prospect. At a media conference, then Disney-CFO Jay Rasulo talked up ESPN’s virtues—“fans love ESPN ... for 11 straight years, ESPN has been the most valued network to cable operators”—and dismissed the possibility that distributors would offer attractive skinny…

Fat CJ! I took my CJ on a journey from dough-boy to jacked muscle freak a few times... mostly because I wanted to see the effect it had on his romance options.

Aw, thanks!

I think he’s calling you a “social justice warrior”, which basically means that you’re guilty of sounding like an adult human fucking being in the 21st century.

So your saying that rather than getting stiffies for groupies, DiCaprio actually gets wood for sheep?

“In A World” was incredibly fun. For the “what happened behind the scenes” thing, you have to watch “Tig,” which is her auto-biopic thingy, and is very nice.

What, do I look like a Shivan to you?

DUDE NO SPOILERS. (For the GP comment, anyway.)

Aw, enjoy it, man. ME was probably my favorite video game series of all time, and the second was my favorite of the three. (From a story perspective, anyway. I thought they dumbed the mechanics down a bit too far from the original. But hey, Biotic Charge!)

If you have a spare outlet and a little room, you might consider a mini crock-pot or something too.

“Your mom’s boobs” completely missing from the rankings. Ergo, this list is invalid.

I hate to say it, but this comes off as incredibly patronizing to me.

(Warning: I am not an expert.)

I can’t stop laughing at Borkmann’s Point. The cover and title, not the actual book, which I haven’t read.

It’s not the pun Philadelphia wants, but it’s the pun Philadelphia needs.

And apparently there’s almost no weed involved!

Yeah - the receiver “lowered his head” in the sense that he had someone’s arms wrapped around his waist dragging him to the ground. The helmet-to-helmet was entirely preventable, but no way was that on the receiver.

“Son, you got braised” somehow lacks the punch I think it needs, though.

He can produce magnificent quantities of lactic fluid!

If I can ask a dumb question, is there a substantial difference between handles? I have the one I got at my local grocery store and it works well enough, but I’m not the kind of person who can stop tinkering...