GOD DAMMIT WHO IS CHOPPING ONIONS IN HERE.

*puts a hand up*

Well, looks like you just made your saving through against Hot Takes.

*golf clap*

My kink is very specific.

Some of us were banging on keys 28 times before it was cool.

Did... did I just see a Settlers of Catan reference in a post from a professional footie player in a Deadspin article?

(goes, finds the photo, reads the description.)

Okay. I’d eat it.

This is kinda stupid, and actually describes an instance where I did not get in trouble, for something I didn’t do.

I had never heard of this mockumentary before. Now I feel like it needs to be paired with The Royal Tenenbaums, to expand on the theme of “comedies involving dysfunctional tennis players.”

*cough*(forties)*cough*

Okay, but you actually need 327 six siders to play Shadowrun. A D&D gamer can get by with a single set of polyhedral dice in a pinch.

Pretty sad isn’t it? That the only review I can trust from the gaming media is the one people argue isn’t a review.

That would be Uinta Brewing Company, from SLC Utah.

Oh hey! Another black lager lover.

I had a Yards Tavern Spruce before dinner, because I am a sucker for that piney shit. Then a Uinta Ba Ba black lager, because I am a fan of black lagers, and I think it’s just bitter enough to stand up to all those rich foods I was cramming into my face.

... wow. Bravo, sir.

This is magical, and thanks for posting!

That is awesome, but this is still my favorite bit of stand-up about a video game.

The hottest of takes.