I think you misunderstand. If you have muscle, your body requires more calories just to maintain them. As a purely practical matter, this is desirable for most average joes: it’s not like it’s hard for most people to find calories, so a major reason that most people are overweight is that they eat more calories than…

When I look out into your eyes, when I look out into your faces, do you know what I see?

My dog is not a fan of vegetables generally, but he loves peas. Sometimes I toss him frozen peas straight from the bag, and he snaps them up like they’re treats.

All I could think of.

WARNING: Annoying personal anecdote follows.

This... this is amazing.

D’awww.

What color is the boat house at Hereford?

I really think that it is kinda plot-breakingly powerful. In fact, I’d be willing to bet that the reason that Whedon killed off Quicksilver is because it’s a pain in the ass to keep thinking of ways to make him not just constantly outrun everything.

No, pretty sure we all caught that. But since everyone in the movie thought he was dead, including the super genius who created him in the first place, I don’t see why it’s off limits to make fun out of that legitimately sorta asinine idea.

Okay, for real now.

Is it the wrist flexion that aggravates your wrists? If so, you could try doing them on parallettes.

What? YOU SAID ONE MINUTE AND THAT WAS SIXTY FIVE SECONDS LIES BURN IT DOWN ETHICS IN GAMING BLLARGH.

The Chicken Companion mod...

Kirk, GET OUT OF MY HEAD. I just re-watched this the other day. It’s my favorite of the Cornetto trilogy, and if I could ever be arsed to make a “five funniest movies of all time” list, this would definitely be in it.

Yes! Barely. They became Egghead Software online for a while, then folded and got bought up by Amazon.

Well, no: literally none of them build muscle. However, some of them do make it easier to build muscle when used in combination with solid training, diet, and rest.

Somehow I feel like breaking up a gang beatdown should at least get you time-and-a-half.

I’ll be honest. The last time I have ever “asked a girl out,” I was in high school. After that, things just sorta happened for a while, and then they just sorta continued to happen with someone else. I’ve now been married for many years to the someone else.

Yeah. I tried lifting weights once. Turns out they're heavy!

Yeah. I tried lifting weights once. Turns out they're heavy!