Can I ask for a subtopic here? Specifically, best men's underwear for exercise.

Can I ask for a subtopic here? Specifically, best men's underwear for exercise.

Mazel tov!

Erk. No thanks. I’ve taken a friend to the ER following an accident with one of my peelers, so I’m likely to keep peeling away from myself.

Problem solved.

This is the point where I admit with much embarrassment that I have confused "median" with "mean", something I totally thought I was above. My apologies.

This is EXACTLY what it means. Middle class means that you can pay for everything. Lower class means you can't. Upper class means that you can afford fancy luxuries like flying vacations and luxury cars.

EXACTLY.

Dear god, put some fucking chicken bones in a pot of water and cook it for a day. Congratulations, bone broth.

Very good points, all. Thanks!

Uh. Really?

I have not! But I should.

I can't be the only person who remembers this.

Coincidentally, Christian Buttcheeks is my gay porn name.

"An Indian candle." Perfect.

I don't know if this counts, because the excuse was also completely true, but:

Did... did you bake them?

That is, perhaps, the only good reason I can think of for turning down the saltine challenge.

Im-poi-sably so.

I have no dog in this fight whatsoever, but I had to laugh when I read that someone with the nickname "BoobiBoobicorn" now feels free to show her boobs to people.