Still like my version better. ;)

"So long, gay Bowser."

She was crying so bad, her mom relented and came back in to BUY the fucking cards for her instead of teaching her stealing is bad. My assistant manager was shaking his head at her the whole time while she bought them. The mom didn't make eye contact with us and quickly scurried out after the purchase was complete. The…

It felt really good, having an opportunity at a horrible dead-end job that I was not pleased to be in, to make a small difference, and hopefully boost some kid's self esteem.

I think satire is supposed to be humorous, and is sometimes a form of protected free speech, and that's as much as fratbro cares to know about it.

You are Number Six.

Aw, man. I was looking forward to this. :(

Well, you know, it ain't the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.

Exactly. Rider could have moved to the left lane to overtake and none of this stupid shit would have happened.

Hey there - I like Doctor Who as much of the next guy... the next guy who shook Tom Baker's hand at the age of seven and whose mom actually kissed him on the cheek, NOT THAT I'M SHAMELESSLY DROPPING WORTHLESS BITS OF GEEK CRED OR ANYTHING - but... where was I?

This is all the way, one hundred percent, my jam.

Holy shit.

The year: 1997. My wife and were married about five days prior, and are now winding down a road trip that we very deliberately did not plan.

Um... that's a good question. I guess I could email Kingston for clarification, but I think I'd rather just snark at the whole thing.

I think you may have just answered your own question. ;)

I know you're joking, but I couldn't resist, so I used some Google-Fu. This is the best I could come up with on short notice. Emphasis is mine.

A brief story: many years ago, I was doing a program which had a heavy focus on deadlifts. After doing it for a few days, I realized that my lower back was reliably fatiguing first, and that I often had fairly substantial (but not crippling) DOMS after the fact.

Honestly, I had no idea what "cholo" meant until now. The only time I've heard the term was in some stupid movie or another.

Hey now! At least half of that video was played back at double speed. That's gotta be at least 15 minutes of solid gameplay there!

Holy shit. Done as a road trip, where they drive the cars they're reviewing, then eating and OH HOLY SHIT this needs to be green-lit.