Okay, how about this instead: jam a flexible cutting mat against a regular cutting board.

You know the "cold brew" refers to how it's made, right? You can nuke it and it's delicious.

No one's left. Everything's gone. Kharak... I mean, your GPU is burning.

DOMS, buddy. DOMA is the Defense Of Marriage Act. ;)

Or it could be a bilateral inguinal hernia.

Okay, a brief story about playing Terrorist Hunt. :)

Agreed. And the color scheme reminds me a little of the game Wet - skip to 8:20 to see what happens when the protagonist gets blood in her eyes.

I'm also a 5'6" guy, and feel very lucky that I met my now-wife pretty early in my adult life, because I would not enjoy dating. No way.

Don't feel bad - it's just that there are a crapload of people out there who are blaming this on Title IX completely seriously.

How cute!

How cute!

Yeah. I remember playing with someone shortly after the Indra came out, and he could not stop raving about how fantastic it was. I watched him tear through armored targets like butter.

I'm really puzzled that this doesn't seem to be a suggestion already, but... Have you considered a team sport? Maybe take up a martial art? It seems to me that a lot of the answers here focus on making solitary activities more competitive, when you could just choose an activity which is competitive to begin with.

This calls for some Cameron.

Couldn't let that go without an addendum.

Yes yes yes. Yes.

Oh, you're named Isabella too? That's sweet. I was born in 2005, though. Before all that Twilight noise.

Nothing quite like a marionberry pancake.

PIEROGIES FOR ALL. JAK SIE MASZ!