His name is Delsin? Sounds like a cough suppressant.

Steve Doocy is unintentionally hilarious. Every time I see The Newsroom, I want Jeff Daniels to deliver that line.

...although, when you get drilled, the puff of white smoke is a bit of a giveaway.

Also: the Venn diagram of people who never watched DS9 and people who didn't know that Ferengi (pictured) frequently referred to "females" in a derogatory manner probably looks like a single circle.

"I don't get it."

I seldom try completely negating the sun, but plenty of flashes can overwhelm ambient light outside from only four feet away.

Dad is great!

This is pretty cool. But if you're not opposed to just add a minute or two more...

Jumps up like a boss, though. Any perkier and he'd be Mary Lou Retton.

I went through a period where I was using a blender to make fruit and veggie smoothies almost every day. Baby spinach, carrot, celery, apple, banana, and some frozen berries, plus water.

Fit sits at the top of the pyramid. Everything else comes from it. If a garment doesn’t fit well, none of its other characteristics matter.

I did really laugh out loud at this. I am now picturing Kirk as a LAX bro.

Retro Spoiler...

So first, I thought Saren was awesome. On the rest, I have to disagree.

I know what you’re thinking. “No one uses those sun reflectors anymore!” (And I hope you’re right.)

I really, really hope that the "Do overweight people annoy you" question maps directly to a personality score for "asshole."

You know Mike, between this story and this other one, I'm starting to think you don't like Twitter...

Agreed. I love my KBs and use them regularly, but they do carry a level of risk to person and property that is higher than what you'd do with conventional freeweights.

Yeah, I... I don't know.

I am not embarrassed to say that after playing the last 3 MGS games (but not Revengeance), I watched that trailer and had precisely zero clues. I do not think I could be motivated to care about this game at all.