"What do you think is going on in these scenes?"

Uh...

I always felt like the story sorta favored the interpretation of Shepard as a soldier. He's never presumed to have much technical knowledge, and in Mass Effect 1, Kaidan's character has a lot of exposition on what it's like to grow up biotic... and no dialogue tree which acknowledges the possibility that Shepard has…

You know, I was about to compliment alan666 on having managed to phrase that question without using any reference to the cleavage on display in that costume, but I think your version is way funnier. Well played.

Don't know the name of the cosplayer, but the character is Mad Moxxi, from Borderlands 2. I think.

Grr. Stupid image fail.

All goes according to plan...

Actually, I do have a pretty good replacement (sometimes) for butter: clarified butter. Try roasting with ghee sometimes, it can be amazing.

Oh my god.

Wawawait. Back up a sec.

Honestly, sounds more interesting than Black Ops.

He probably just had a bad case of the Mondays.

I used to work with a very nice lady who, used to use the word "Feminazi" all the time. Immediately after telling me a story about the old-boys network which existed in our company and how she had been paid considerably less for considerably more work, she'd follow up with something like, "I mean, I'm not one of…

How you can tell I'm a Philly fan: My initial reaction to this was "Oh, well, that's true. But then there's also the Devils, and I can remember a few Sabers games where OH COME ON."

Hey! I'd forgotten how great that theme music was.

You know, not that I'm trying to defend this lady... but the ESRB ratings are a purely voluntary system. If her response to your question had been "yes," as opposed to screaming, you guys probably should have sold her the game.

Well played, sir.

I'm still not buying it, though.

Not gonna lie, the redesign is very nice looking. The side scrolling works dandy on my laptop in Chrome, although I'm a little concerned with how it will perform on my poor beleagured Atrix 2, or a tablet.

With you. Also... this is going to sound stupid, but I could swear those shots aren't on location. It's not that I think they're faked necessarily, it's just that the lighting separation is so severe that she might as well be in front of a green screen.