I was going to respond to this, but my schedule dictates that I go to my basket-weaving class.

I think you're missing the point. The idea is that you can start with one habit - say, waking up at a certain time - and once that's in, you can start tacking items onto it. Soon your morning wake-up becomes waking up and meditating, then making breakfast, then exercise. Pretty soon you've got a whole routine. And…

Yeah, I know.

Jesus, I'm having an aneurysm too, but mine is just from that shade of yellow. Ow.

In shocking twist no-one expected, victims are to blame! Film at 11.

Fake. Everyone knows you can only see lions in Kenya.

"Please stop watching. Please stop filling your head with filth, please," he says. "People say it's entertainment … the fact that it's entertainment … do some research on the effect of television on your brain and you'll have a decision to make."

Dear god, the "lean way over" video. "That's fine, the alcohol is just burning off."

I have a tiny little closet in my home office - just enough space for a small accordion door, but no real point in putting one there (we use a curtain instead). It now houses a printer and printing supplies. The printer is a bit on the old side and makes a fair amount of noise, so it's always funny when someone in my…

Okay, but they are wearing the uniform.

I dunno - if you need to lean against the wall to keep from falling down, at least it will be close.

Own up, Charlie. You saw this interview with Kevin Smith and were thinking about bears and spiders afterwards.

I think you have it backwards. If your job is to keep tabs on a terrorist organization, and you don't have someone reading their official communications, that's when you're not doing your job right.

Then a handful of sheriff's deputies will arrive at your doorstep for being in material violation of your restraining order. We told you to cut that shit out, son.

...and welcome to it.

(I am so sorry. But the setup is so good, how can I pass this up? Ahem...)

Ectope, I agree (mostly) - that was a preliminary study I linked to, and the authors file it in the category of "further research warranted." But it was also the result of exactly 45 seconds spent on PubMed. In other words, if you're going to claim that both yoga and stretching exercises are useless shams with no…

Oh man, do I miss this show.

Yoga and stretching bogus, you say? Let's go to the lit!

They could have asked her, but a response?