Had to remember that complement at the end, or you'd be doing Isolation Drills on the couch tonight.

Giz Headline: "The Simple Sexy Email Secret Petraeus Used for His Affair"

"Like warm honey, poured all over you."

Did anyone else notice the thing going on with Walter's eye while they were in the pocket universe, just before he goes into his rant?

I see what you did there. I also smell what you're cooking.

At the site, there's now a new version. Some of the ships are the same, but others have been replaced: the Liberator has been replaced by the Lexx, for example, and the Death Star with the Destiny.

Meh. Still not over the disappointment that was Frontier: First Encounters.

And thusly did Jezebel become 4chan.

Bless that student, and you.

Am I the only one who isn't surprised that a hyper-conservative octogenarian preacher finds porn boring?

This. I remember watching the cutscene and thinking, "Wait - did someone just die?" I actually restored a save game just so I could make sure I understood what had happened.

That sounds incredibly fun. But if they did it, they'd release it as a mobile app.

I've worked similar jobs where I and my coworkers were lucky enough to be paid more than the minimum wage, and for part-time hours, at that.

#1 takeaway from this article: I should spend more time watching other people do yoga.

Potentially everything.

Aw. :(

Clearly one of the four Horse Men of the Apocalypse.

Swimming or surfing in a Strom? Like Strom Thurmond?

The link to the original story appears to be wrong. I think you wanted this:

I know this answer is lame, but: a browser and a good search engine, honestly.