As horrible as this story is, I laughed pretty hard at your comeback. Thanks for that.

Okay, I laughed.

Oh man, I have two answers, each geekier than the last.

You know, I am a man of modest abilities. But it is a genuine source of pride to me that I do a dead-on Pingu impersonation.

Needs more ground-up moon rocks, though.

It's a bit embarrassing that after glancing at the article, my first thought was, "Oh, that's nice, but I was hoping OHMAGERD PHILLY REPRAZENT!"

Boo! Mystery is a genre too.

Plus, it doesn't much help if you don't know the size of the screwdriver you need. Using a small flathead nib on a substantially larger Phillip's head screw is a great way to strip the screw in no time.

You'd think they would have learned a lesson from Corel: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedy_Lamarr

What, you haven't heard about this? Wrap music is pretty controversial these days.

Has he worked on perfecting his evil laugh? You're not getting into the Evil League of Evil unless you have that stuff down.

I discovered this the hard way while listening to "212" by Azaelia Banks in the office. Whoops.

It seems inevitable that someone post this in response. Might as well be me.

I haven't seen 2001 in so long - HAL's interface brings to mind what might have happened if the guy who does the typography for Wes Anderson's films got into UI design. Very nice.

"People around here can't make the most basic turns without changing lanes. "

"...and reloading actually requires you to eject and replace the magazine every time. "

Hitchhiker's: "I don't know what it's about, but here's the plot synopsis" (insert widget from Rotten Tomatoes here.)

No. But it does have interesting consequences for the notion of a gold-backed dollar.

Except that Source Code started filming in 2010. All You Need Is Kill is based on a manga of the same name, which was originally published in 2004.

Oh man. Fond memories.