I want a K-9 purse, and I am a guy. A guy who does not otherwise carry purses, because he is not secure in his masculinity, no less.

Now see what you did? You hurt admiral Anderson's feelings.

Paregoric is still prescribed in the US today, generally for diarrhea. I recall having to take it for a couple of weeks when I was a kid, and being absolutely horrified by the burning sensation (I didn't exactly have much experience with alcohol at that age).

I know! I wanted to feel like my choice in cupcake MEANT SOMETHING, you know? What a disappointment.

Bonus points for you, sir.

I've been wearing the Minimus trail shoes as my everyday shoes now for a couple of months, and have been very happy with them (both when running and in the office). Just take note - if you're on a smooth, wet surface, the treads on these shoes will not do you any favors.

ARRRRRRGGGH!!!

Oops. I kinda missed in the original comment that you were talking about pouring from a pitcher. But the same applies to a tap.

Then best to keep that technique for the beers that really need it. A Guinness is an entirely different beast anyway, and should generally be poured in two stages to enable some of the gas to come out of suspension and build the head. With, say, your average IPA, better to just pour straight, then tilt the glass as…

"This isn't only a horrible practice. It's also a Federal crime and, according to Facebook, it "exposes the employer who seeks this access to unanticipated legal liability.""

Oh, shut up Bailey.

The guys behind this game are fantastic, brilliant, and incidentally very nice people, and you should go give them all your money.

So, what would the appropriate course of action be for a head coach giving cash incentives to his players to injure other players?

Two different things. The "high end" gaming PC is the new Amiga, which runs a Sandy Bridge. The C64 reissue is the one with the Atom.

Heh.

Somehow, I have made the mistake of seeing every sequel to that movie.

Yeah - I read I don't know how many Foster books as a tween & teen. The Flinx books, the Spellsinger books, Icerigger, I don't even know what else. I even read his novelization of "The Last Starfighter."

Damn hipster fake vintage filters ruining a perfectly interesting shot.

"...we've seen Big Hands and sworn he was the one."

Meh. Lame, could be worse.