White touches brown, calm the hell down
White touches red, run or you’re dead

Not getting emotionally attached is how the Camry is the top selling car 15 years in a row.

People with children are not allowed to have crippling depression. Got it. Thanks for that. I’ll keep it in mind.

You didn’t attend her funeral? So as you say this was a women who you knew since you were toddlers. I assume that means you were pretty good friends. Instead of being there for those two children when they probably need people the most you got on your high horse and road away.

New options on 2018 Porsches:

I don’t want to get pedantic but (here goes) the world would be a better place if everyone in America understood why this little study by Hemmings doesn’t tell us American car collectors are basic, or anything at all, really.

When they are done right they are solid cars but it also takes a particular appreciation for them. This one seems nicely sorted out, proper upgrades (not hacked together with spare parts), and if it’s a good tune then they are devilishly quick. I’ve been working on these cars for almost 10 years and know them like…

To be fair, Faraday Future also approved the Faraday Future deal without understanding Faraday Future’s finances.

That’s a fair stance, though I still prefer my absolutist view, since I can act like I’m never wrong, while your rightness shifts on the behavior of a population that found Trump not entirely objectionable.

But you say “burrito” and “churro” and not “burrit” and “churr”

HIT THE APEX OR DIE TRYING

“...as an anemic and noodle-bodied sloth with zero competitive instincts who was traumatized by the mere thought of physical discomfort...”

You need to find your chill.

And they weren't slaughtered, they volunteered.

Those are normal dead cows. These are dead French cows of the finest quality, having eaten only from vats full of the finest black caviar mixed with the finest French champagne. These cows had names - nay - these cows had titles. Viscount Vache Of Bourdeaux III. These cows were classy.

A $2.5 million car with a switchblade key fob.

I wanted to write out a long response to your post but really, I only need to say one thing.

This. Except its even easier because mines a 1602, so I have to explain why I got the small engines one...

I think there may be a difference between wanting more not-self-serious fun cars and wanting a repeat of the Vietnam War.