“Napoleon Dy-no-mite!”

He’s a shape shifter. The only thing he can’t change is his voice and his delusions of grandeur.

Bill Simmons later suggested the Celtics should trade Evan Turner, David Lee’s expiring contract, and a free six inch sub to the Warriors for Stephen Curry.

The link is in the bio

I don’t know that I’ve ever heard him physically speak. Is there something wrong with his tongue or something? Like a birth defect? I’m being 100% serious right now. He sounds like he has a piece of bread sitting in his throat all the time.

Hey that’s no fair! I’m also never not feeling myself, but instead of a “God Bless You,” I get “that’s inappropriate” and “please leave the church right now or we’re calling the police.”

I think it is totally reasonable to believe that he did not meet with Allen face-to-face. From my understanding, only a face-to-face meeting would have been an NCAA violation. Contact is allowed by other means.

wow now there’s a women who stands by herman

Lets just start out with I am a big Tom Herman fan and think he is going to wind up coaching a major program in the next 2 years.

Meanwhile, on the WTA Tour.

Detroit does not really support a pro football team.

And then this...

Whatever comes of this, whether it’s absolutely nothing or a federal perjury conviction, rock bottom for Jeter has to be the upcoming phone call from an eager A-Rod offering advice.

I was promised a naked run, who knows how much rad resistance those boxer briefs secretly give.

This is what the Benny Hill theme was created for, my friends.

As a Browns fan, I'm convinced that if they fielded such a team, it would match the total of victories this year.

Why would Dallas want him, though?

If Cleveland is going to cut everyone who didn’t show up then next year’s roster is going to be Joe Thomas, Gary Barnidge and 51 people plucked from the stands.

It is this gif in the background, just zoomed way in on the milk...