I can’t wait for Michael B. Jordan to get a title shot because of this.

Gardai from Crumlin are investigating.

It’s okay Tom. Chances are it is just a potato gun.

Ratings were off about 36 percent from last year, overwhelmingly because they were held on New Year’s Eve, because college football is run by morons.

You wouldn’t be such a Doubting Barry if you ordered @Dominos and stayed #HomeOnNYE as instructed.

Next year, I figure they’ll blame the low ratings on free will and the fact that it’s illegal to threaten people at gun point.

The World Wide Leader will survive. Just lay off a few hundred minimum wage assistants.

A lot of conclusions will be drawn from this story, but the only logical one is that Notre Dame is going undefeated next year.

Pure greatness.

More like a shout-out to Kung Fury if anything. They even lifted the Laser Unicorns logo, and key scenes. Totally intentional, and pretty damn funny. Here compare the trailer:

But you mustn’t touch

It’s the name you love to touch

not sure if it’s a reference but “Max Power” was the name of Homer in an episode

It reminds me more of Vice City than anything else.

Not wrong.

Marchman:

that’s the joke

Just like Dan, I too did not vote for Griffey.