How much money do you have now?

TCU is a 5 star program these days. They only narrowly missed the playoff last year.

I thought it was to get around copyright infringement issues?

So. Don’t. Fucking. Click.

Oregon’s Backups Lose To TCU’s Backups. Still better than the other 47 bowl games before it.

I once saw an astronutty. We were cracking jokes about him bring a southern cousin of mine. He finally chimed in, and we nearly fell over laughing when he WAS from the south.

You’re right. He didn’t mention his last dollar only the ones he had. Please enjoy the 5 million dollars enclosed in this mail.

Pro tip: never actually bet your last dollar.

Why is ESPN pushing Kanell on us so hard?

Kanell just wants male viewers to know he’s out of their league. And he’s right. Most people don’t follow Arena Football.

That’s not a turtleneck, it’s very thin skin.

Jokes on him, I’m sitting on the couch with my hog hangin out

I realize this is how sports commentators view their audience but here I am, at a bar, in a well appointed outfit. Alone. Since 10:00 a.m.

ALONE

....since when is calling smoke smoke bigoted?

Well, in this instance... Yes would appear to be the answer.

....umm, was he incorrect?

And they can always blame affluenza and get away with it.

“Excuse me, your honor - the YOUUTHSS...”

If this was in NYC, they’d have been called “youts”