I’m pretty damn certain they scan the serial when you return a console, so someone either really fucked up, or it was an inside job.

“but did whoever swapped it out have to draw a dick and balls on it?”

“I’m not losing any sleep over it, that’s for sure.”

That would explain Peyton’s gigantic melon.

Peyton is technically correct as it is has become abundantly clear that the performance enhancing drug he actually takes is

“I can do for you what I did for Ryan Howard and Ryan Zimmerman!” is the worst drug dealer pitch of all time.

♫ HGH you work so gooooood ♫

The rumor is that the login servers are getting hammered by a DDOS attack, I haven’t found any proof to back up the story but that is the rumors floating around right now.

Sweet jump, bro.

Catching air = going faster.

This is why I just boat everywhere. Nothing bad ever happens to boats. Definitely.

Santa Claus is gunning you down!

ROBOT SANTA LIVES.

I wish I had a quarter million worth$750K.

“Knicks side”? In America the word is “team.” What’s next, “Cleveland are the favorite in the East?” I understand Gawker Media has an agenda, but let’s keep the socialism to a minimum, shall we? At least until Sanders gets elected.

The last Latvian to cheat death so shockingly had to evade Stalin.

Definitely initially read this as Bill Walton but still didn’t think twice about it.

I heard a rumor they’ve reached out to Luke Walton. No, not as a coach. Byron’s not going anywhere. They figure even at 35, with a bad back, and not having played in 3 seasons now, Walton still would crack their starting 5.

Who wants to sex Roberson?

Don’t worry, Lakers. At least God will look brightly upon you thanks to your virtue, and give you the first pick in the draft over the Phi-*shotgun blast*