Nobody’s perfect.

Why didn’t he apologize to the one-loss Panthers?

In his apology OBJ namechecks:

Do you think Goodell actually says “Bring out the Gimp.” when they need Peter King’s services or does he merely think it?

Jary BERST in and buy the Mets

Why didn’t they just flip it and then feast on the soft underbelly?

This will almost certainly put him at odds with former teammate and notorious crip Wes Welker.

Are we ruling out the possibility that he’s secretly sworn to the Dallas Cowboys, though?

Not with that kind of attitude.

Archie & Olivia still give him an allowance. Unless he forgets to empty the dishwasher.

I thought he was paid in children.

Hey man, don’t fuck with me, OK? I fought for this goddamn country in the War on Christmas.

Antwaan Randle-El is ready for his comeback.

Obligatory.

This was, of course, surprising news to Eli, who had no idea he was supposed to be getting paid to play football, and who had to have the concept of 'money' explained to him again...

Right? Adam Driver did in one movie what Lucas didn’t allow Hayden Christensen in two. Though, I do have to say that despite how horribly Lucas’ writing was for Hayden, that the basic outline of Anakin’s descent makes total sense to me on paper. His mother being tortured and dying in the desert and then forseeing the…

“redundant”

I still feel that the descent to the darkside feels a bit more honest, he’s seeking to contribute and become something greater, he has motivation that spans beyond himself and his introduction proved he was a badass on screen. What Abrams did with the character is essentially what we should have expected in Episode II…

Saying that Kylo Ren is emo feels redundant.