Actually, the kiwi isn’t a nut, it’s a berry. And kiwis aren’t even related to that. They’re people from the island of New Zealand! Crazy!

KP: I’ll start with the pierogies and then I think porkchops for an entree and let me try those cheese blintz bazingas for dessert.

I don’t think he could fit through the doorway in most Village restaurants.

It’s crazy that they can make all those cheesecakes in a factory and yet Subway can’t even make a decent sandwich, created individually by artists.

NOW I’LL NEVER RIGHT FUR DAEDSPINE!

Nice list, but Gawker style guide advises you to put the #1 at the top and proceed down.

Nice. You had to dig deep dish for that one.

I guess he will be the biggest Knick rookie since Michael Sweetney.

The countdown to the letter to the editor about how Luke Kuechly wouldn’t do this has officially begun.

Maybe they don’t want Koenigsegg to know they’re about to slam it on 28s.

All those tags and they didn’t hashtag Koenigsegg?

That was dark, man.

Or maybe she’ll burn to death in it and he can go all Donner party on her.

Congratulations, Mr. think carbon, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Murcielago which this lovely lady will deliver before the engine catches on fire.......................I hope.

“Do you shave?

With that closed loop liquid cooling system, he looks ready to overclock!

Cross-blog COTD.

Nice to see that Abe Zapruder got back into filmmaking.

Sure until someone takes issue with him and destroys his truck.