“if my team doesn’t get to the World Series 5 out of every 7 seasons then I become indifferent, and there’s nothing wrong with that”

Couldn't have happened to a more deserving team on either end of this. The Yankees fans there were trash too.

America wins when the Yankees lose.

On the bright side, C.C. Sabathia finally has some drinking buddies again.

This is like the happiest I’ve been to live in New York.

Watched it last night. What. A. Bastard! He is one lucky chap, fortunately he is very entertaining to watch which reduces the jealous to tolerable levels.

Well there was the time the Doctor dropped Death’s Head off on top of the Baxter Building.

So when do they get back to fighting Daleks? I am not kidding, there was a kinda sorta Doctor Who crossover in Power Man and Iron Fist #79 where they fight an army of Dalek expys called “Dredloxs” with the help of a time traveler named “Professor Gamble” who’s time machine is bigger on the inside then it is on the…

Ah, this brings me back to that Star Wars film where they were running through the wet grass, falling a step behind...

cause of course the Lunatic who named their baby is the winner....stop reinforcing this behavior!

Nothing is Better than Ezra? It was Good, but it left me Desperately Wanting.

Alderson: “We’ll handle this internally”

He’s the hero the Mets deserve, but he’s not here right now. So we’ll try to find him. Because he’s lost his phone and can’t find his keys. Because he’s really drunk. He’s sloshed, absolutely out-of-his-fucking-gourd drunk...a dark rum knight.

It’s the team’s fault for scheduling mandatory workouts after the regular season is over. That’s when Mets players go golfing.

For what it’s worth (not much) I think painting your face gold or blue or colors that aren’t black is fine

U R the heaviest 911

That’s like trying to find a hooker that promises she’s a virgin.