“if my team doesn’t get to the World Series 5 out of every 7 seasons then I become indifferent, and there’s nothing wrong with that”

Couldn't have happened to a more deserving team on either end of this. The Yankees fans there were trash too.

America wins when the Yankees lose.

On the bright side, C.C. Sabathia finally has some drinking buddies again.

This is like the happiest I’ve been to live in New York.

Watched it last night. What. A. Bastard! He is one lucky chap, fortunately he is very entertaining to watch which reduces the jealous to tolerable levels.

Alderson: “We’ll handle this internally”

He’s the hero the Mets deserve, but he’s not here right now. So we’ll try to find him. Because he’s lost his phone and can’t find his keys. Because he’s really drunk. He’s sloshed, absolutely out-of-his-fucking-gourd drunk...a dark rum knight.

It’s the team’s fault for scheduling mandatory workouts after the regular season is over. That’s when Mets players go golfing.

For what it’s worth (not much) I think painting your face gold or blue or colors that aren’t black is fine

U R the heaviest 911

Wait until this Deadspin posts this to Facebook. Idiots will come out of the woodwork to tell you how great they are at it and how they’ve won tons of money and Dave & Busters gift cards.

My daily fantasy consists of both of these companies going away.

Hey, a partially separated shoulder isn’t that big of a deal, sport. Your arm and neck are just trying to work some things out right now, okay? We still love you very, very much. And just like your neck and face, rough patches are a thing you just have to deal with sometimes. This has nothing to do with arm’s special…

In the immortal words of noted offensive line coach Joe Bugel, when you have a million dollar QB and a buck fifty tackle you have problems. The offensive line of this team is embarrassing. Why would you put this man out there Thursday night against JJ Watt and Clowney? Unless you want him dead.

Did he get a big hit in a game, or did he separate his shoulders swatting away the villagers’ torches and pitchforks?

not big on hockey, but this video explanation is legit. is that how they handle all their on ice suspensions?

That’s like trying to find a hooker that promises she’s a virgin.