Any word on whether they were wearing their seatbelts? Air bags are far less important for people who do. On the other hand, what sort of moron doesn’t buckle up when smuggling, why would you give the police any reason to stop you?

Sophie and Maisie in a Jaeger. Making vines. This needs to happen.

Would have said “build a wall # rapists.”

Trump University

Charlie would never have found out anyway, as he don’t surf.

Je suis Charlie.

I hope that intern’s name was Charlie, just for the added irony.

Fire Charlie. I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

I’m more upset by the misplaced hashtag than the poor judgement this shows.

Can someone explain to me why Texas is so bad? Great facilities, great state to recruit in, great history, huge fanbase. Doesnt make any sense to me to be so bad for so long.

Just play a game of Madden online then

Reminds me a bit of “What’s Up, Tiger Lily”.

The only way this could be more French and more dada is if someone spraypainted L-H-O-O-Q over the poster.

In their defense, no one could have predicted something bad would happen.

“Snapchat”

Obligatory:

Jesus tap dancing Christ, enough with the portrait videos! What are they teaching kids in school these days?

<insert Takata airbag joke here>

Dehydrated?