WOW! Does it come with a period-correct kilo of blow or something? Awesome care. Probably priced double what it’s worth at least.

You don’t need a comma there.

Good Kinja.

His own manager shamed him too:

I fucking hate it when people try and have fun while playing baseball

No sweat, Cam’s backup is even already getting ready in case Hochuli rips his arm off.

I don’t believe you, we need pictorial proof to verify your claim.

Well this is weird. That looks a looooot like my fiancée...

+1 unintended (perhaps?) Over The Top reference

Congratulations, Mr. Urambo Tauro, on today’s COTD! My award to you is a Tesla which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she finishes her drink.

The only way to truly settle this is for them to arm wrestle.

Russian diplomacy:

I am actually with you. They are formulaic as hell but I enjoy them every year.

Holy crap they made a video game inside Christopher Maloni/Gene’s head about him arguing with a can of mixed vegetables/H. Jon Benjamin .

Elon Musk Elon’s Musk

I wonder if K&N will come out with a version that allows 30% more airflow.

They went through a variety of air filter integration designs but deemed them to be too intimidating/menacing.

Defense against what? smug?

I just want it to smell like Elon Musk’s new cologne: Elon Musk.

I just made this particular one. Good, or not harsh enough?