+3; -17.

Now’s a good time to get this out of the way: My Kinja account was hacked, is hacked now, and will be hacked at some point(s) in the future. Thank you all for your pateience and understandance

How many people read Deadspin? Has anybody actually had their account hacked? I’m taking this question to Magary where the audience is bigger.

I hope for Morris’ sake that he gets another shot, because having to play for Byron Scott and Lionel Hollins is no way to go through an NBA life.

I think Byron Scott is the only hack in this situation.

I still can’t wrap my head around Stanford having the kids of Ed McCaffrey and Barry Sanders at running back, and it’s the McCaffrey who is juking defenders out of their shoes to the tune of video-game numbers.

Wait a minute, didn’t they award this to Leonard Fournette two months ago?

I would say Christian probably has the Edge.

My personal and probably wrong tinfoil hat theory is that it’s more that the league office found the Sixers embarrassing enough that they strongly urged the Sixers to hire a babysitter.

The S3000 lets you play Half-Life 3 on its heads up display I can confirm I know a guy who works at the place

The greatness of the Miata is its accessiblity; it’s a car that you and I and most other driving enthusiasts can drive at ten-tenths. By that I both mean “can” in the sense of possessing the skill to do so and in the sense of having the opportunity. Most of us can’t say that about cars like the LaF, 918, P1, F1, GT-R,…

You stole the Deadspin format of Why Your Team Sucks :(

I think you answered your own question perfectly with the Gif.

Spinning out. It always results in a drive of shame, especially if it happened in front of a crowd.

you use an analog tire pressure gauge and get right side off by 1.5psi causing loss of control and wild curb jumping

Without the modifications, this car goes for $5-8K. So, an engine swap that could be had for less than $5K somehow makes it a $22K car?

It’s just an r away from being an anal orgy.

It’s like getting Olivia Munn into the sack and then turning the lights off and doing it missionary.

This explains Rodgers’ performance this season.