The way I see it:

Glad to see I wasn’t the only one who noticed this. Maybe he’s against whaling.

COCOTD

Kinda looks like the stripper model............

....while penis leather... what happens? People have the right to know!

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo . . .

Congratulations, Mr. Drakkon - The Boardman of the Chair, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Bugatti which this lovely lady will deliver to you as soon as she gets her heel unstuck from the wheel.

This is a lie, because he smiles sometimes.

He just seems like the most Russian Russian to ever Russia.

Man, Jimbo’s lucky he didn’t take that job. The fans on #FSUTwitter would have skipped their classes at ITT Tech and given him so much shit.

LSU thought they had the budget to give Fisher everything he needed to be successful, but the cost of relocating the entire Tallahassee police department to Baton Rouge proved to be prohibitive.

Guess you had to be there

Somewhere, a Florida land developer fondly recalls the time he tortured Mark Brunell’s bank accounts to death.

This is the same man who cried about Tom Brady probably knowing that some footballs got fucked with.

The game was classic Lions. Build a lead quickly by catching the opposing D off guard. Fail to score any meaningful points for the rest of the game. Watch the other team get in gear and slowly march back and take the lead. Complain about a controversial call late in the game that screwed the Lions over (not the 6…

As a Lions fan, the silver lining here is that I didn't piss myself after I drank to excess trying to fall asleep last night.

Troll Tide!

I can’t believe the braintrust of tree poisoners and Craigslist ad hoaxers didn’t win the Civil War.

Unfortunately, he handed the tiger to Vladimir Putin, thinking he just wanted to take a look at the tiger, and.... well, now Floyd doesn’t have a tiger anymore.

Looks like someone is really out to impress Las Vegas Tinder.