I probably had the cutest girlfriend in all of sixth grade.

Nova is best Hero. Just sayin’. 90% of my games are with Nova. I love thinking about how many people I may have caused to break something on their desk. ; )

I steal everything and anything under the sun. This is yours? No, this is mine.

Then Saban issued a challenge to the reporters assembled: “Come closer to the dais here. Really pack it in. Then peer down into my throat. What you’ll see staring back at you is the jet black emptiness waiting for all of us once my acolytes summon another Championship bauble to the temple. With just one more crystal…

Go home Sarkisian

I have found the answers to most of life’s important questions at the bottom of a bottle.

Look how fucking fast he gets that shot off! They don’t have time to hit him.

Eh. I dunno. I hate to be an old guy saying “he could’t have played when men were men” ... But I just feel this is an And1 league now. This motherfucker shoots better than anyone I’ve ever seen - absolutely but there’s no contact anymore, he dances and poses and shoots not just from outside but in the damn key, and...…

I may regret this....explain.

EXTREMELY unpopular opinion:

If I or the AI did this in NBA2K16, Id go into options and fiddle with the sliders for a more realistic game. This is fucking ridiculous.

“How Would Blogging Be Different If Everyone Was On Peyote?”

I hope Navy declares war on ESPN and puts the demi-cannon to Chris Berman’s fat fucking head.

It’s alright, he doesn’t need validation from some silly fan poll. His mind will be at ease, given that he can sail the seven seas and all.

With all of the staff layoffs and budget cuts, ESPN simply can’t afford to build a Heisman Houseboat.

Watch it, they’ll castrate you for that

Base 1.6 inline 4: 92 horsepower.

Seriously, people.

“I am really good at playing video games. That how I pass a lot of my time.”

Losing Kobe, Peyton and Tiger potentially inside of a calendar year is depressing.