They don’t start Manziel because they don't want people to have a negative view of their organi........

“In the end, does it even really matter?”

A Browns quarterback has the job security of a Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher.

I seriously cannot fathom the intestinal fortitude required to stand in the pocket and throw a pass knowing full well that a player roughly the size of a bulldozer is about to drive your unprotected anatomy straight into the frozen Cleveland tundra.

Are you European? Because if not it’s probably more of a:

It’s like this

I’m a fan of any longroof that starts with the letters RS and ends in an even number.

God, they were advertising 8.2mpg like it was a GOOD thing...

“An American Tradition”

The 6000 SUX. Duh

The Merkur XR4Ti is surely a mouthful. It’s even more of a mouthful when you decode it. eXperimental Racing, 4 series, Turbo, advanced Injection system.

Ew

When your hands are full, you’re gonna have a good time.

Somehow, I don’t think this is what his wife needs. But I could be wrong. (NTTAWWT)

No better escape pod from the storm than a Corvette.

Congratulations, Mr. mtdrift, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Corvette which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as the blizzard is over. Also, she has her hands pretty full right now.