...and in this clip, he’s indicating that he feels he was dealt a bad hand, by miming the actions of a dealer distributing playing cards to a group of eager gamblers. Excellent combination of the traditions of the Marceau School of Mime with the standard library of ASL words. That man works to be inclusive, he does.…

HOW AM I GOING TO EXPLAIN THIS TO MY 9 YEAR OLD?!?.... “Something daddy should have done about 9 years and 9 months ago.”

Just because one stupid person writes a letter to a newspaper it doesn’t mean that “people are up in arms” about something.

So could you take the guns and all the ammo with you into the Vault by doing that?

Christ, watching that slow-mo Vine is painful.

It’s a Manawa Wera Haka only performed at special events like funerals.

I’m glad to see them dancing because you can’t spell funeral without “fun”.

He stole that quote like it was in the seafood section of Publix.

I felt a great disturbance in the Lore, as if millions of fallout fanboyies suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

If that guy’s a sheep, Winston’s a crook.

Fucking Sheep: Well, it’s obvious we just aren’t welcome here.

Jameis, we’ve been through this before. You play for the Buccaneers.

Pictured: Kobe Bryant reads scoreboard, sees that he has attempted 18 field goals in the first half

I wish they made the building mode as an over head view. It’s really hard to get things done in its current state.

This is really long and I didn’t read it.

Dear Mr. Watt,

I’m glad this guy is finally getting some mainstream attention, maybe he can get a few commercials out of it.

This is what happens when your team only has 10 fans. It is too easy for other fans to take over (we still get excited everytime we see someone wears Panthers gear, even if we are in the Carolinas).