And look at how he is doing with Michigan.

Not only that, but he also somehow became the highest paid public employee in the country. Think of all the khakis he can buy.

2ABBERT

And Jim Harbaugh. He got out while the going was good and swung a raise while keeping his reputation as a great coach before the inevitable downturn that anyone worth their salt saw coming.

Tomorrow is Kaepernick’s birthday, for god’s sake!

It’s clear that the only winner in this whole situation is Vernon Davis.

#7itDownComing

7ignals from the 7idelines comin.

This is what I don’t understand. Whatever sportsman Huckabee is trying to attract with this video is going to be repulsed by it. And its very existence tells you that Mike Huckabee doesn’t actually spend any time with hunters.

Real hunters I know call this thrill killing, and find it morally reprehensible.

Stevie Wonder could have made that kill, for chrissakes

Dieselgate gives this commerical a new perspective. Fuck you Audi and your smugness.

(I’ve only been bothering everybody, anybody and um everybody about needing a Cayenne Diesel since the dadgummed Cayenne Diesel came out. I still need one, in brown, with the tow package. I-I love torque. Think of the torque. *wipes tear* This sucks.)

Some say that he is Jason Torchinsky during a full moon, and that since this article has been written, I am too lazy to think of a second thing.

Come on man, focus! you don’t want to probe that escort, there’s a whole galaxie of comets and meteors you can pick up, one with even better contours and can flex while in transit to Granada, Montego or escape to your secret hideaway chateau on Fair Lane. Anyway, why settle for model A when you can have a girl that…

It’s everything you could want in a 4x4 - beefy suspension; huge tires; tubular grille; custom paint; and a wench on the bumper.

No thanks: terrible ride, lousy mileage, end up costing you a fortune to maintain.

‘Cos it’s worth it.

She looks like an escort