I refuse to believe those are real names.

I’m not too worried about Baylor. Nobody has ever said that people from Waco can’t get together, Branch out, and find creative ways out of a crisis.

I am a very good flag football cornerback.

Hot take: Texas will beat Baylor.

Baylor, I don’t even know her!

Some say... He’s really the Great Pumpkin, and that he’s the one that gets Charlie Brown’s kites stuck in the tree.

Some say he invented the TVR Cerbera Speed 12 as a way to kill off the whole of humanity.

Some say he ate Clarkson's steak.

Some say he is the reason there is no October 32nd, and that if you pronounce Halloween backwards, you will hear his mating call.

Metal.... As.... Fuck

I hope Necrocasm eventually gets a Year 2 variant so I can kill Oryx with a weapon made from the corpse of his son.

He’s got a long way to go to catch up to Sam Hurd, who was working a second job despite playing wide receiver during his NFL career.

Maybe one day we’ll get to see what Hopkins can do with a great quarterback throwing him the ball

“It’s good to admit mistakes.”

I do replay for the jumbotron in the arena in my town. This situation is basically porn for me.

How can you leave out KD as Martin Lawrence’s pizza delivery person from Blue Streak?

I hate you for that bonus pic but that’s a contender all the same.

f**king ewoks, always getting in the way..

(That’s the first thing that came to mind when looking at that gif.)