Well, now Golden must feel a little silly for buying all those bright orange ties.

Meet your new UVA head coach...

You will.

I do not like red skins and ham. I do not like them Ice-I-am.

Yeah, but do you like that?

Solid performance but Josh Lucas is still never going to win an Oscar.

The game is called modern war, and I took it in the context that terrorism was a part of modern war.

All the people that think this mission is horrible and therefore should be removed seem to have missed the entire point of the mission.

Yes its horrible, thats the fucking point. Terrorism is horrible. And the best way to convey that message, is putting you in the middle of it.

“I would also ask that the NFL rescind the results of the games played by my football team, the Houston Texans, during the 2015 season. My thorough review of the team led me to believe that the 2015 roster would provide strong non-ineptitude protections for all Houstonians, which I would support.

“It was on these…

Translation: “Oh shit, people noticed.”

If the Panamera doesn’t get #1 I’m boycotting Jalopnik.

Well Trebek, your mom told me she likes it a bit

This is how I want to go.

You should do a counter article of 10 Cars People Think are Ugly but Aren’t.

Ironically Nick Cage owned a manual 599.

You shut your whore mouth when you’re talking to me.

Why is this awkward looking penis-car not number one? This thing is hideous.

Can’t unsee

You, dear readers, all have terrible taste.