Guarantee his boss gave him Diamond club seats on a night he didn’t want to go, and this is the result. Most of the prime seats at Minute Maid are owned by the bigger oil and gas/real estate/etc companies in the city, not by individuals

Love the halfhearted effort of the old man at the end of his escape..you did good brochure-giving greeter. You did good.

Hahaahhahaahahaha

At the game last night, walked right next to him, and he looks like SHIT. I thought he was 65, didn’t even recognize him at first. Took me 30 seconds of staring and figuring out why a girl that was way out of this creepy old guys league was hanging around a leper. Then some random guy ran up to him yelling,…

Ok fine it was average for the course. But once he did bogey, he had to play super aggressive with that far leftside tee-shot/wedge shot and it backfired. I guess I had higher expectations after that incredible putt to reach -15 The hole before.

Speith choked on 17, he had it in the bag, could have birdied both 17-18 and won out right easily, Zach had the right mindset for a playoff though, practicing right after he finished for what seemed like an hour.

I’m from Houston and it still took me 10 seconds, I'm an idiot. Good job.

What in the blazes is this?

Trick question, it's Dufner’s exwife.

I think he holds the SMU weight room box jump record. Not too shabby considering guys like Mudiay, Emmanuel sanders, and a few other studs came from there.

Give them guns? So they can pedal through the Ardennes and take over France again? Not so fast my friend

You sure seem wise enough to make blanket statements like this rant. Still fucking up your apostrophes though. Bad kinja.

I’m having this vision of Watt taking this all a step further and throwing Mariotas lifeless husk in front of Mettenberger and the Titans bench next next season “Longest Yard”-style, just to ruin it with some PG quote, “come on lil high school sheepie, can’t handle this LionMan’s game!”

I always hated Gunthers eyes, but Navarra was badass

“(This will be disgusting)”

McGregor is MMA’s Puig. Immensely talented, brash, and throughly entertaining. Gotta love these interviews

Holy shit. I can’t even accept the reality that a professional billion dollar organization operates at this level of dysfunction. I can’t tell what’s worse, Perkins, Fields, or “second option on offense” Deandre Jordan. What in the fucking-fuckety-fuckin fuck. God fuck you Knicks.

Ba-ZING-a!

Don’t forget Steve Weatherford shitting on the Eagles recently. Shit, punters are mean as hell

Actually he was a stud, brother with another guy on the team, this is just his second incident and both were completely avoidable. So he's outta there. Look up Ryan perilloux, LSU has a habit of giving dumbasses a second chance, but even potential superstars can get cut.