At 114,500 tonnes, the Concordia is twice as big as the Titanic, which capsized and sank after hitting an iceberg in the North Atlantic in 1912.

"breathe fire"

anyone shooting any sort of dramatic narrative is gonna want to be able to change lenses. Not that you didn't know that, but the way you phrased it almost made it sound like they were into it for no reason, kind of like hipsters and glasses.

Ironic that you call this "live" when in fact this event occurred millions of years ago. It took the light that long to reach us.

It's an amazing way to test the battery in your iPhone or iPad as well.

I just swallow them. If it passes, I dig the battery out of my poop and try it in my TV remote to see if it's good. If I die after days of agony, the battery is a witch.

I'm always amazed that Gates gets such a bad rap and Jobs gets such high praise.

Did you even bother to watch the video?

Wow, good thing you didn't watch the video.

Did you even see the video? Flashlights, dude.

This looks like a low power stun gun (which predates the taser by a decade or more) not a Taser. Taser's are meant to take people down, cheap stun guns are better for practical jokes than actual self defense (combined with a spark plug they make an awesome way to ignite a potato gun).

Anyway, I can hold a typical…

Great. Another thing I have to check for when my internet connection goes to hell; RC tanks outside the window.

Nope, not dickish at all. Kinja trolled me hard on this one.

I believe the word you're looking for is "bidet"

Perhaps when one comes across a word with which one is unfamiliar, a public forum isn't the ideal first place to ask what it means. I'd have tried a dictionary, for example. But based on the discussion, I think more people in here would run for Wikipedia. *sigh*

If I had my druthers, i'd engage in fisticuffs over this haberdashery!

I would typically be more likely to consider a douchebag the person who doesn't even bother to perform a cursory Google search before lashing out at an entire community of contributors for being well read.

Better that they endanger it in this way than with gunfire, yeah?