I love the 2005 version so much. In fact, I think I shall watch it tonight. Virtual viewing party, who’s with me?!?

I adored this version too. I always thought the scene where Lizzie is walking around looking at the statues was so beautifully shot, and I loved the music in it as well.

This is one of my ride-or-die movies. I watch this movie for the same reasons other people meditate or return to their hometowns. That gazebo scene, tho.

Unpopular opinion; I actually love the Keira Knightley version of Pride and Prejudice because the actors were all the right age for once, the costumes and settings looked lived in and realisticly kept, it’s beautifully shot, the soundtrack is wonderful and they showed a shyer side of Darcy. I actually wish it was…

On behalf of ironic media non-consumers I’d like to present you the Smugly Unaware of Hit Show Medal of Honour.

She is so beautiful and perfect and there is not one god damn item of clothing that she doesn’t look stunning in. These are just the facts!

It’s not fair to judge him by what he wears, says, and does.

“I can show you my bank account. I don’t have any assets. I don’t have money, just enough to live. I don’t have money for a sugar baby.”

Dove should get an award for their empowerment crap.

It’s actually an interesting story. The person who created it was formerly incarcerated and hires other ex-convicts.   

Don’t forget to redistribute their wealth upon entry to Wellness Camp.

Convert Saks to a prison. Send all rich people there. Tell them it’s Wellness Camp.

I don’t understand the concept of meal kits when you can:

That’s the best advertisement Rubbermaid could ever have. “TOUGH ENOUGH FOR A MOTHERFUCKING POLAR BEAR.”

I’m going to be generous and say that sometimes you raise your kids to the best of your ability and they still end up assholes.

As a Muslim woman I can say that this is very individualistic - some, like myself, have no problem shaking hands whereas others are very strict about it. I also hate the idea of not knowing where someone’s hand has been so when some men assume I don’t want to give a handshake due to my religion, I am thankful :)

I think “creamed jeans” already speaks volumes.

As an Important Man who Writes Things On the Internet, I find this article reproachable, a pustule on the true virtues of manliness. I do not read articles such as this, I allow them to be placed in front of my eyes so that I may absorb their knowledge, a skill unbeknownst to the females who peruse this site—a site,…

It’s only a matter of time

Kimsaprincess, Inc. sounds like an AOL email address that someone picked out as a kid and/or like one of those businesses that gets started by a very entrepreneurial 11-year-old and then gets picked up by Whole Foods.