This just leaves more mess to clean up. After a successful fly swatting tournament, you just pick up the carcasses. This gun makes you clean salt and flies. Too much work.

Kultural Appropriation *ftfy

YOU DON’T HAVE VOTING HOLIDAYS?? Are you at least allotted time off from work to go vote?

And this is why you can pry my taxes from my dead cold hand. Thanks for the informative rundown though.

Geez Louise. For us its pretty darn easy,and if you lose it, just request a new one and pay a small fee and voilà! ID! Which brings me to my second question, why is everything so difficult?

At first, before watching the video, I didn’t understand what the big deal about voter ID was about. Perhaps its because I’m Canadian and we need to show ID before casting our vote and no one has made a deal about it. But after watching the video I’m still left with one question, why is it so hard to have ID? Don’t…

Cheese jizz on fries with gravy is a delicacy! It is a national treasure! We call it Poutine! (that means food of the gods in french)

The lack of freedomness in the British Virgin Islands make it inhospitable to Zika carrying mosquitoes. That’s why they stick to the american islands.

Please tell me slack was an intentional pun.

for sniffing when you’re coming down. or something.

Irregardless of the topic.

“When I found out at work that [McDonald] was trading stories to US Weeklyabout my personally life in exchange for having her photograph run in the magazine, that was when I could have fired her. I did not fire her,” Handler explained. “She had a job for four more years. I never hung out with her personally again. So…

Bless your soul. This is gold.

*Fealixes and Jaxsons most probably

I read that last line as men are such fucked up things... make of that as you will...

I’d like to add to your comment that making all of your own food is a luxury a lot of people cannot financially and timewisely afford. If you can make it yourself, and enjoy it, good for you, but for all of us others with ridicululously tight schedules and wallets it’s difficult to not consume delicious ‘garbage’

I bought a Kanuk this year.. 400$ on sale! Unfortunately I don’t have your luck and am stuck walking 1k to my bus stop against the wind because I live in buttfucknowhere south shore. Although i want the opportunity to show off my gorgeous coat, I kinda don’t want to deal with that cold that brings tears to my eyes

Montrealer too, and I feel like I wasted my money buying a serious winter coat this year bc it was so goddamm cold last year. I’m not complaining of the lack of cold, but I do kinda miss that fluffy white stuff.

As a university student, I basically rotate the same big words throughout my essays. Einstein proposed; argued; noted; advocated, but Einstein never said. I’m pretty sure my profs know what I’m doing but idgaf. So learning some fancy words is good, as long as you know what they mean.

Yet.