After dying my brown curly hair black, I decided I wanted to go bright red, like Rihanna for a brief moment in time. So i Bought bleach and firetruck red hairdye and went to town. I ended up with Orange hair and Red roots, and no matter how much I tried, and styled it looked horrible. So I went into work the next day…

Fucked a guy I met while on holiday for two reasons ; he told me he had a big dick (very true) and he told me so in his (very) sexy British accent. At first I said no, then I was like, oh what the hell, its my birthday. The reason I hesitated was because he was horrendously ugly. I feel mean saying this but it's…

I guess I'm a stinky braggart since I shower a few times a week. However, I somewhat agree with Maya's statement despite being a horrible blanket statement, my white friends shower much more often than my ethnic self. That said, her statement comes across like a race stereotype, ethnic people shower less therefore are…

No offense to this cutie but.... been there done that. Sorta. When we were 8? my best friend (we are still besties, eons later) and I rewrote the words to A Whole New World - the song from Alladin. We called it a whole new Poo. As you can guess,it was about poo. So sorry little girl, you aint all that original,…

I think I'm a Fondanite. She inspires me to stay fit and healthy.