The Ambiguously Gay Duo.

Boring. Let me know when Chip and Joanna Gaines release an album.

I feel like they should be hot, but they aren’t. Like, all the elements for hoteness are there: the eyes, the cheekbones, and the handymanliness. But they just arent’t hot. BUT THEY SHOULD BE! And that angers me.

My mom’s theory is they’re actually fraternal twins who got plastic surgery to try and pass as identical, which explains their normal-looking yet kinda weird faces.

Not bigger than the one they have for each other.

There’s a lot of white guys in their early 20s out there in America that are named after Michael Jordan. At least here in the Detroit area, anyway.

She’s lucky to have you.

All this is saying is that while there’s not a new law, the old one is being used and is being approved to go on, despite its unconstitutionality.

you know... until MI gets their shit together and fixes their water and education issues, they need to stay out of people’s sex lives between consenting adults... and even once all that is figured out... they need to stay out of people’s sex lives between consenting adults.

Omg who here talks shit about her?! She's a goddess.

THIS IS MY MOTHERFUCKIN JAM!!!

Although I prefer Patti LaBelle’s version of Diane Warren’s hit—it’s in the right key!—this is my favorite of Celine’s songs, mostly because of how she hits those vamps at the end.

It’s kind of a shame the article couldn’t have been assigned to someone who was actually interested. Then we could share our excitement with them.

The number of episodes has been announced. Four 90-minute episodes, one for each season. They’re already rebuilding the sets and filming is set to start in February, to my knowledge. Shush you, it’s gonna be great!

I’ve said it before but every time I see him interact with his daughters, every little in joke, cuddle, embarrassing Dad-ism, long suffering daughter eye roll, every time the pride and love he feels shines from his eyes and radiates from his grin I miss my father so much it’s like a gut punch. Lucky girls, lucky…

I’m going to sob when he leaves office. I can’t imagine having another president as willing to show his kind, loving, emotional side.

I don’t think the author is racist, necessarily. The book is written by a woman of color, illustrated by a black woman, and edited by a black woman who won the Coretta Scott King prize for a book she herself wrote in 2013. I agree that the book is problematic, but I would hesitate to call its makers racist.

I also write about food and culture and have written a children’s book. While it’s not uncommon for people to try new genres and styles that might be out of their depth (I do not consider myself a kid’s author), Scholastic and the editor should have known better. I appreciate the author’s attempt, and I don’t think…

I just pretend that movie doesn’t exist.

Anyone watching Darren Star’s show on TV Land? Younger is super adorable and I love it!