Buttttt, you have to admit he’s like one and a half times better than Leno, amirate?

I’ve always thought all cum was funky. In fact I’ve always been so self-conscious about it that I’ve nearly never completed the act of receiving oral sex.

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i didn’t even think of him! maybe i should add Ira and Linda to my list.

Someone explained the name “Naveah” to me. I’m not sorry to see it go.

She always has the option of writing a kickass tell-all book. I would love to see her throw the lot of them under the bus, get a haircut and move to the big city with her kids. That I’d watch.

I dunno, I think it started out that way but there have been some storylines that made the female characters more interesting. Penny finding a kickass job and then getting an audition for a big movie and Leonard freaking out about the possibility of her success, Howard wanting kids and Bernadette refusing to give up…

I discovered it during a difficult break up and it was so stupid it made me happy. I have a special place in my heart for those scamps!

Celene is a fucking national treasure. She’s batshit crazy and I love it.

The start of their relationship is squicky but it’s lasted forever, so there’s got to be something good there?

:( I miss Millihelen every day

Okay so I know you were talking about, you know, ‘THE NORMAL’ healthy humans BUTTTTTT...

wtf. your name isn’t ken?

What I don’t understand is why the initial promo shots are always the ugliest, weirdest, most awkward photos ever? Who is their headshot guy? Is it someone at ABC’s cousin that they promised their deceased aunt that they’d always “take care of”?? And if so, why hasn’t said cousin become better at photography over the…

Thanks. I just googled it ( which should have been the first step).

There can never be enough salty licorice. Or salty enough licorice, for that matter. Pumpkin spice everything can fuck right off.

After reading the comments, I am still amazed at the hatred for Rory and the love for Paris. Paris was rude, ignorant and mistreated damn near everyone. Rory was the daughter of a single mother in a bizarre family environment and was generally a decent human being. I chalk it up to those who love Paris wishing they…

I’m so glad I’m not the only one! This is immediately where my mind went. How will they be Richard-less? And will he have “fresh" undergarments?!?!

Hep Alien reunion. plz god hep alien reunion.

Here's the thing: candy corn tastes good.