actually she is from the banana growing capital of Australia. Bananas are the number one fruit crop grown in Australia. They are grown in the far north QLDs and inner NSW. Its the primary agricultural industry for 100s of towns in Australia.

To be fair, in Australia the availability of locally grown fresh fruit is much better than that of other countries. There is a good chance that the bananas she eats were grown in the next state over. I’m from Sydney as well and all the bananas sold at my local supermarket are grown in Queensland (the state directly…

I don’t really think that black (or is it a dark purple?) lipstick is doing her many favors, either. Perhaps it’s the pairing of both the platinum hair AND the lipstick that is throwing me. The following isn’t truly relevant, but I always feel obligated to leave Simpsons references the rare times I comment here. So,…

Gary Fisher is who I want to be when I grow up.

Taylor Swift cannot compare.

What about the woman in the background taking a shit on the steps?

Do you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he dresses up as a girl bunny? No? Yeah me neither.

You’re an odd fellow, Seymour. But you steam an excellent ham.

No, I said steamed hams

for serious. they’re all waving their arms around “I didn’t do it! what can I possibly do that could make a difference”

MY MAID OF HONOR WAS A LENTIL!

While I have been reading the comments on Jezebel for years, I am using my first comment I’ve ever posted to say: this is MY LOCAL and I’m well proud of it #sawf #lahndahn

ok ok I feel really bad for how the commenters are treating this piece at the moment, so let me just say....even though I didn’t like it, a lot of the harsher comments are just us being jerks. Everybody here likes being the funny asshole and it runs away with us. It takes guts to write something and have it out there,…

I know these letters and most of the words, but I can’t tell what they are trying to say.

lol. i’m with you on the video thing. i also don’t watch videos on facebook and people are like, "did you see the thing..." "nah."

And good luck if you have a cold while on your period. You know what happens when you cough or sneeze too hard. :(

Boner Machines is the name of my band.

“In the background of every video like “Guys Try Periods” is a low, steady hum of condescension—one that suggests their experience always matters more.”