“Christ, what an asshole.”

you know what’s interesting? I have a thing ... a big thing for guys walking swaggy with canes, particularly sinister ones.

two american kids killing toddlers in the heartland

Little Ditty with Jo and dying.

As an Australian with a teevee I can definitely say one of the biggest problems is advertisement. They only just recently started showing Empire in Aus on public television and it’s barely ever advertised. Like, Married at First Sight (aka the worst thing EVER) has a MILLION ads a fucking day because we’re terrible…

Fine then. Good thing Allison Hannigan has a diverse repertoire.

I hate that fucking song.

Oh, god- I clearly remember the first time I heard mmmbop. I was doing my homework in the living room with MTV on. This was back when they still played videos in the afternoon. I remember snacking on my usual after school snack of Ecto Cooler and pizza rolls, looking up at the TV and wondering what the heck…

“There’s only one thing that would have scared him out faster than us.”

“Oh, that’s bad.”

What about the frogurt, though? Is the frogurt OK?

i am 42 years old, i’ve had a kid. two years ago i got a blood clot in my left leg. it is bluish in color, it has bruises and broken veins all over it, it’s 1.5 times the size of my other leg, it has surgical scars from failed limb salvage, and it has a visibly depressed and atrophied place where the muscle died.…

The entire world is attention seeking. My entire Facebook feed is selfies and me me me. Kim is no different then the rest of us. We all seek attention in one way or another. She is simple showing her body, something most women are ashamed of.

Actually, “to be consistent with the feminist values of this website,” Jezebel is being supportive of women who respond to slut-shaming by promoting body positivity and asserting their right to embrace their sexuality.

You don’t own your niece.

I’m more worried about your niece learning to spell from you than learning about self-love from Kim Kardashian.

TISM had it all figured out in 1986. Hitler romance immortalised in song.

When we were children my sister told my mother that our uncle was molesting her. My mother’s response was that my sister should stop walking around in a towel after she showers. That’s why I never told my mother he was doing the same to me too.